I was just standing there on the street corner scoffing at people going into a Bible Study group, say Robert Johnson, former Atheist and newest member of Christian Reading Always Carefully Keeps People Off Things (CRACKPOT) Ministries. “But when Reverend Zeke Gage handed me the classic Chick tract, ‘Hi There,’ I had no idea of the changes that it would make in my life.”
Due to budget constraints and lack of support which the good reverend blames on the influences of Satan upon the world, the tract had been printed out on the parish’s inkjet printer rather than the classic small black booklet format found in non-Christian religious books on bookstore shelves the world over. Usually a perspective reader will have to pick up a copy of the Talmud, Tao Te Ching, or Koran to come across the works of comic book theologian, Jack T. Chick.
Chick tracts, which are known the world over for their factual portrayal of religions like Islam, Mormonism, Buddhism and especially Catholicism can be ordered off of the site Chick publications or many can be printed out and downloaded because of the author’s conviction that sharing the gospel and spreading the word about the Vatican ties to the Communist party are more important than making a profit. In fact, the tracts have been so successful that they have spawned several fan sites such as the Monster Wax Museum.
“I had no idea that not accepting Jesus as my savior was endangering my soul. Man, if I’d known not praying that simple prayer found at the bottom of that comic would have put me eternally in a lake of fire and brimstone, I’d have prayed it much earlier. The best part is I don’t even have to change any of my behaviors. It seems once when I get saved, I stay saved no matter what I do. Sounds like a sweet deal to me.”
Andrea Johnson said that such ignorance of the word of God is common as a secular public education system does not stress the gospels nearly enough citing inappropriate concerns over separation of church and state. “What is more important? Making sure freedoms and rights or respected or keeping people away from an eternally hot destination?”
Doctor Will Smith said, “You may think CRACKPOTs are only concerned about keeping you away from the work of the devil, but that is an erroneous assumption. We are also committed to providing good, Christian reading material in an effort to get more souls for Jesus. We cannot very well justify taking something away from people unless we put something in its place. That just would not be right with God.”
Robert Johnson said that he looks forward to his glorious mansion in Heaven and committing acts of further Evangelism for his Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. “Man, I can still do drugs and beat up people and it is all right as long as I ask for forgiveness.”